Sasquatch Lore

Big Foot (this is totally what he looks like)

What is a Sasquatch and where do they live?

They are fluffy dudes who live in Ohio (allegedly, we will cover whether this is true or not in the future). Currently, yetis can be found hitch hiking in Europe, studying abroad and learning about various conspiracy theories!.

Sasquatch (this is totally what they look like)

Why do they look like Yetis?

Because they're cousins. Duh. Whatchu mean "wHy dO thEy lOoK liKe yEtiS?", clealy you need to do more studying in conspiracies class at school. Don't you know that Yetis and Sasquatches are family gym bros who spend thanksgiving at each others houses? Family reunion style? Sill goober.

Sasquatch Sightings (From when I camped in the mountains in May, 1767)
  Weekdays Weekend
  Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
0800     A sasqutch spotted flying a helicopter    
0900  Sasquatch spotted walking its pet Hiker    -   -   
1000     -   -   
1100     -   Sasquatch spotted playing cards with a yeti   
1200        
1300       
1400       
1500    Sasquatch spotted packing its bags to visit family    

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