⛄ Yeti Lore ⛄

What is a yeti and where do they live? 🤔

They are fluffy dudes who live in Ohio (allegedly, we will cover whether this is true or not in the future). Currently, yetis can be found hitch hiking in Europe, studying abroad and learning about various conspiracy theories!.

What do Yetis eat?

Contrary to popular belief, Yeti's do not eat people hikers. Their diet primarily consists of Ben and Jerry's Rocky Road ice cream and pizza.

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How to tell if you've seen a Yeti:
• They have fluffy white fur (different from their twin brother, Big Foot) 🗹
• They are eating Ben and Jerry's 🗹
• They are eating Pizza 🗹
• They are flying or parking their UFO 🗹
• They try to convince you Ohio is real 🗹

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